onlylolgifs:

baby arctic fox tries to eat a man alive

thehalfassvegetarian:

theotherdynamitegal:

the garlic bread one

I feel like that is me and that is why I have no friends.

lavrentijsan:

what’s my age again

lavrentijsan:

what’s my age again

dixiesaurer:

Thats OK I didn’t really need that arm anyway

dixiesaurer:

Thats OK I didn’t really need that arm anyway

daddybangalter:

worst news of 2k14

daddybangalter:

worst news of 2k14

livelovehep:

sunalwaysshining:

meladoodle:

what if guys came coffee… i’ll have one ejaculatte please

I just spit out my coffee

You’re supposed to swallow it

My Dad's response to his white co-workers making fun of his accent

  • That's not how you say it.
    White Co-Worker:
  • But you knew what I meant so why do you have to make a big deal out of it.
    My Dad:
  • Aww come on man, it's funny, lighten up will yah Nestor?
    White Co-Worker:
  • You know I speak 5 languages, right? How many can you speak?
    My Dad:
  • Just English
    White Co-Worker:
  • Tell me something. What does a cow say?
    My Dad:
  • Moo?
    White Co-Worker:
  • That's right, the cows in my country say that too. You know why? They can only speak one language *walks away*
    My Dad:
  • *sheds white tears*
    White Co-Worker:

1o17:

volanus:

Talking to straight boys part 2

U done yet

charminbear:

phone calls are the most terrifying thing in the world

illsassu:

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